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Very good jokes thread, tks bros
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Great jokes!
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Not all are dogs, there are some "you-don't-need-a-big-space-to-have-sex" bitches too
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*Sex Service*
A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his life. He was very curious about the sex services offered there. Through a bellboy, he found the best in town. When the lady came, he asked :_ *How much is your service.....????? "_* The lady said :" $100 for a ✊ hand job" What.....???? Why So Expensive....??? " The guy asked in amazement.....!!!! The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked him : Do you see that shiny red Porsche 🚘 down there....???? ''_* That's what I earned by my hand.....!!!! " The guy was convinced and decided to try her service._ It was great....!!!!_ So he asked :_ What else can you do....???? " The lady said :_ For $200 I'll give you a blowjob.....!!! " What....???_* That's way too expensive for a blow job....!!!! '' he replied. The lady brought him to the window again, and said : '' Do you see the restaurant down there.... ????That's what I've earned with my mouth....!!!! ''_ So the guy decided to go for it and gave her $200._ It was unbelievable....!!!!_ So he decided he wanted to try the" Real " Thing._ _So he asked :_ '' How much for Real Intercourse.....????? "* The lady pulled him over to the window again, and said : '' Do you see that skyscraper there....????* *It would have been mine a long time ago if I had A Pussy.....!!!!!! ''
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Brilliant Puns:
1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient. 2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion. 3. A man running in front of a car, gets tyred; And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted. 4. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. 5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
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