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Good one. Love reading it
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting Malaysia sees Zakir Naik sitting on his porch patting his pet rabbit. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking rabbit, mind if I speak to him" Zakir Naik: "The rabbit doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie" Ventriloquist: 'Hello rabbit, how's it going mate?' Rabbit: 'Doin' all right.' Zakir Naik: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at Zakir Naik) Rabbit: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Rabbit: 'Real good. He feeds me great food and takes me to the farm once a week to play.' Zakir Naik: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Zakir Naik: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going buddy?' Horse: 'Cool' Zakir Naik: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.' Zakir Naik: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your goat?' Zakir Naik: That goat's a fucking liar, I didn't do anything I swear
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Jokes more...
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Most popular prata in town
Another joke
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Can't hold my laugh after reading this...
A Guy🏃 in a hurry used the ladies toilet🚺 in a posh hotel.. He sat dow n🚽 and noticed four buttons - 🔺WW, 🔺WA, 🔺PP & 🔺APR... Curious, he pressed 🔺WW & his butt was gently sprayed🚿 with WARM WATER, he loved it so much..!! He then pressed 🔺WA & a blast of WARM AIR💨 dried him up. Still loving it😃..., He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF💭 to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered😊.., He decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital🏥 A 👩Nurse smiled & said to him "Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. Your balls are in the jar over there!!
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More pictorial jokes...
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Super nice! Very funny thread. Thanks.
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So many animals waiting. Thanks for jokes.
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Agreed now prata can make masks. Cheers.
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