The art of cunnilingus - Page 2

mrelusive · #16 07-10-2013, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PLSLETMETALK

As a highly skilled professional bodyguard cum transporter travellin around the world and seen many people , i can only comment that you are a failure if you are really from UK . You are a disgrace to England because your english is bloody damn lousy .

And so as a highly skilled professional bodyguard cum transporter travellin around the world and seen many people , i would recommend that you go for some night classes to brush up your english first .

Hello mate, it is called a typo which I didn't spot earlier. FYI your English is not perfect either, 'I' should always be capitalised and 'English' should start with a capital 'E'. I would implore you to first look at your own standard of English before making judgement.

By the way, coming from England does not mean my English has to be perfect either. Infact there are many 'white' Englishmen whose command of written and spoken English is appalling.

Johnston · #17 07-10-2013, 09:50 PM

Hello and well met good fellow

Ignore the local hooligans let us go to one corner to talk turkey.....
Share a pint of bitter and flap our jaws ....

For queen and country?

eman · #18 07-10-2013, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mrelusive

And how does that make you feel that Singaporean women treat their own men as second class next to white? Media filled images or white men being hunky, rich, good at sex etc.

I have many singaporean female friends and they told me that the reason they have gone for white men, not because of looks or richenss, they are actually very attentive in bed. They complained that local men, jsut fuck and no foreplay etc. I don't know how true this is, and I guess it must be a generalisation. But when 3-4 of my female friends say this there must be some truth.

some girl will go after white man, some after $$, nothing much la. dont feel anything heart pain, every country same la bro

GeGe · #19 07-10-2013, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by berma

Woohoo , i love cunnilingus especially when its a westerner, and the feeling of getting my arsehole licked .

are you real girl here ?

S.B.Y.1 · #20 08-10-2013, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by mrelusive

I am described as cute and adborable, a slim body, ridiculous amounts of stamina. Personality wise, generous, wild, adventurous, chivalrous, intelligent, articulate.

Are you applying for a job as a lifeguard

mrelusive · #21 08-10-2013, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnston

Hello and well met good fellow

Ignore the local hooligans let us go to one corner to talk turkey.....
Share a pint of bitter and flap our jaws ....

For queen and country?

A fellow Brit? How are ya mate? Any success on this site?

sadfa · #22 08-10-2013, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mrelusive

And how does that make you feel that Singaporean women treat their own men as second class next to white? Media filled images or white men being hunky, rich, good at sex etc.

I have many singaporean female friends and they told me that the reason they have gone for white men, not because of looks or richenss, they are actually very attentive in bed. They complained that local men, jsut fuck and no foreplay etc. I don't know how true this is, and I guess it must be a generalisation. But when 3-4 of my female friends say this there must be some truth.

You believe the words of double standard self race hating SPG trash who spread their legs at the 1st sight of white dongs regardless of whom they are hung from?

And very attentive in bed muz be their number 1 priority when talking about white men cos that certainly isn't in their top 1000 criteria for local men.

And the bodyguard guy is juz a troll. Don't need 2 bother about him.

And there's no need for you to be here. Juz go to a bar for white men 2 pick up spgs, n juz hang around n they will approach u in droves.

Tele · #23 08-10-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Are you applying for a job as a lifeguard

maybe he want to be bodyguard to fl

clack · #24 08-10-2013, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnston

Hello and well met good fellow

Ignore the local hooligans let us go to one corner to talk turkey.....
Share a pint of bitter and flap our jaws ....

For queen and country?

bro after reading again, still dont know what you want to say, queen and country for what

choptsick · #25 08-10-2013, 01:22 PM

TS, you are just a typical POME = Prisoner Of Mother England

Can even differentiate a normal Asian girl to a tranny. One word of advise to you, be humble and nice to fellow brudders here and it will get you far. It doesn't make you any better if you are white, black, yellow or brown.

Shape up or ship out!

Botakhead · #26 08-10-2013, 01:29 PM

Dun like to fuck here, go home.

Dun like to get fuck here, also go home.

Simple thing make until so difficult, why? So special meh, painting niah mah!

KNN lick chee bye you think you jin kiang, jiak sai ok boh?

TheStig · #27 08-10-2013, 04:41 PM

Dear Mr Elusive,

Perhaps you are looking for companionship at the wrong place. This is a forum populated predominately by males. Whist you may claim to have good tongue skills and charm to match, putting two and two together might not be quite your thing.

There is a place called Orchard Towers and I am sure your charms will attract many ladies there that are interested in you and what you have to offer.

I am deeply insulted that you (and your lady friends）seem to believe that the Caucasian lover is better in bed. I will be happy to prove your lady friends wrong is they are interested to pursue.

Perhaps they are saying this to you so as not to hurt your feelings? Asians are complicated in that way and we tend to say things opposite to what we truly feel at times...