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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
The Polite Way to Pee 💦
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" ☺ Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' 😠 The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite' What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 😶 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. 😏 And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners? 😠 Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner...' 😳😳 The teacher fainted...😂😂😂
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*In a Nursery School Canteen...*
*There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :* *"Do not take more than one, God is watching"* *On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,* *A small child went & wrote on it.* *"Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples"...* *NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜* *KID :- Why some of your hair are white dad...?* *DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…* *KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…* *Moral :- Don’t be over smart...* 😪😪 *Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?* *Mummy : Because he speak only truth...* *Child : Now I understood why ladies have long hair...* *Now Ultimate 😜😜😜* *Teacher: How old is your father?* *Kid: He is 6 years.* *Teacher: What? How is this possible?* *Kid: He became father only when I was born.* *Logic!!👌😳* *Don't laugh alone, share with others.*
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Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" The husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked. The headaches are all gone." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "Damn! That was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife. His funeral service will be held on Saturday
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