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Old 19-04-2019, 08:32 AM
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Old 19-04-2019, 08:43 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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this is good, really funny.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'🤨

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.'😜
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Old 20-04-2019, 11:19 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'🤨

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.'😜
Hahaha very smart husband
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Old 20-04-2019, 03:47 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Very good joke.

Thank you bro and hope to read more jokes.
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Old 20-04-2019, 03:54 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Good Friday eve jokes...

Tks for nice jokes.

Hope to read more.
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Old 20-04-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Good Friday laughter...

Haha, funny ppl.
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Old 20-04-2019, 03:59 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Tks for nice joke bro. Hope can read more in future.

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Those Clever Nuns...
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Old 20-04-2019, 04:04 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Good Friday eve jokes...


Very nice jokes bro, thx for sharing!!
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Old 20-04-2019, 04:07 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Good Friday laughter...

Hehe so funny, thank you bro Hurricane88
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Old 20-04-2019, 04:28 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Very good one bro, thanks!!!
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Old 21-04-2019, 12:54 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.'😜
So funny joke. Thanks bro Hurricane88!!
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Old 21-04-2019, 12:58 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Old 21-04-2019, 04:06 PM
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Thanks for nice jokes.
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Old 21-04-2019, 07:53 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Nice joke bro bigbirdbird, thanks. Please share more.

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Those Clever Nuns...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES


He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST, NORTON
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT


His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. NORTON


He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

"What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,

"Please knock on this door."

He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,

"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

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