Veteran tips on how to chiong without getting caught

[Corlick]

Would like to hear from the veterans here what are some of the steps you take to avoid getting caught when return home.

Today my first time chiong MP and I realise not to let the ML massage so hard until the body red red.. another is don't let her suddenly give you hicky..

What else? Lai share...

[weirduncle2022]

Originally Posted by Corlick

Would like to hear from the veterans here what are some of the steps you take to avoid getting caught when return home.

Today my first time chiong MP and I realise not to let the ML massage so hard until the body red red.. another is don't let her suddenly give you hicky..

What else? Lai share...

bring your house body wash if you intend to bath there. so you smell the same.

[Joverick]

Learn how to smoke. Then before go home, have a smoke or 2 and blow the smoke on yourself so you smell of cigarettes instead

[3someking]

Go KTV avoid wearing white or light top. Sometimes unknowingly the gal lipstick can end up on your shirt.

Best bring spare t-shirt. Sometimes the girl hug you her perfume can be on your shirt. LOL.

[NottyMonkey]

bring your partner go chiong together

[bfreemen]

Originally Posted by Joverick

Learn how to smoke. Then before go home, have a smoke or 2 and blow the smoke on yourself so you smell of cigarettes instead

hahaha ... just dont say you going wash car and come home smell cleaner

[Durianinthesky]

Originally Posted by 3someking

Go KTV avoid wearing white or light top. Sometimes unknowingly the gal lipstick can end up on your shirt.

Best bring spare t-shirt. Sometimes the girl hug you her perfume can be on your shirt. LOL.

Hahhahhaah this is a season player. Good one

[FabioCarvalho]

Rule No 1, dun eat and shit at the same place.

Rule No 2, refer to rule no 1

[sgsingaboy]

2, 3 or 4 phone lines

[thisisme]

The shower gel smell is very important.
Normally just wash my bro with gel and water run thru my body.
If U can, try to sweat abit.

[bryanlailai]

Sign up for gym membership

[Kruzer0102]

Blame on 1 of yr bros. My friend pulled a fast one on me w/o me knowing.

Next moment, his gf dm me and idk what even is the context. So of course i pm my fren ask what happened..

His reply: Halp.

[owlette]

Originally Posted by 3someking

Go KTV avoid wearing white or light top. Sometimes unknowingly the gal lipstick can end up on your shirt.

Best bring spare t-shirt. Sometimes the girl hug you her perfume can be on your shirt. LOL.

wa cb bro this one pro tip. first time i went ktv. wore a white dress shirt from work. knn the girl lipstick on my shirt. my face all glitter. i quite drunk didnt notice anything. went home kena fuck upside down by my wife

Originally Posted by Corlick

Would like to hear from the veterans here what are some of the steps you take to avoid getting caught when return home.
Today my first time chiong MP and I realise not to let the ML massage so hard until the body red red.. another is don't let her suddenly give you hicky..
What else? Lai share...

Personal tip on this. i "trained" my wife that i like to go massages as its my way to relax and i always enjoy a good massage. occasionally bring her to massage to keep the story in line as well. even when we travel overseas, i request for my own room for massage as i want peace and quiet. so even days when i come back sticky from oil massage/smell like different shower gel or have marks from a hard massage, i dont get questioned.

[lovetocum]

Originally Posted by Corlick

Would like to hear from the veterans here what are some of the steps you take to avoid getting caught when return home.

Today my first time chiong MP and I realise not to let the ML massage so hard until the body red red.. another is don't let her suddenly give you hicky..

What else? Lai share...

Always have an excuse or prepare a reason to explain why. If u unlucky get body red then how? Maybe can say u go for TCM and then the package got guasa or something.
Always check your phone for "unwanted messages" or traces. Always destroy evidence no matter how small. Always chiong and pay for services only and don't get emotionally involved.

[SilentKillerSB]

Originally Posted by lovetocum

Always have an excuse or prepare a reason to explain why. If u unlucky get body red then how? Maybe can say u go for TCM and then the package got guasa or something.
Always check your phone for "unwanted messages" or traces. Always destroy evidence no matter how small. Always chiong and pay for services only and don't get emotionally involved.

I love how the first sentence is placed right at the start - its importance cannot be underestimated.