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Talking Oscar 2011

Special guest appearance by Charlie Sheen

May I suggest to you, Charlie, that you re-examine your relationships with women? First one, you should be a gentleman. With a lady, would it kill you to open a door for her, before you lock her up in the closet? And prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie. Has anybody told you that actresses will sleep with you for free? That’s Hollywood 101! You should have called.

Sheen said:

You can’t hurt me. Hell! I can’t even hurt me. Drugs could not kill me. Sex too could not kill me. The press could not kill me. Two and half men couldn’t kill me.

I’m the wild thing. After Apocalypse, I thought they were asking me how much I wanted to be paid. I went on to have the biggest salary on television. Sounds great, right?

No, really I was liked, I did porn stars, I did drugs, I had mine own TV shows…and then I did the one thing that everybody wishes they could do. I told my boss to fuck off. And then it was gone, in one public flameout. It was after the smoke cleared, that I realized how lucky I am.

Because I had a family that loves me, they have seen me in jail, they seen me rush to emergency rooms, they had seen me dragged to court too. I know mine family will always be with me, this roast may be over. I am still Charlie Sheen, and in here burns an eternal fire. I just had to remember to keep it away from a crack pipe.

(Clap) Back to the show…

This year, it's a battle between the $50 working girls and the old birds, which may or not benchmark the standard. I think that's the headline going into the Oscars ceremony. Which girls will prevail? They were the white bunnies.