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Dirty Johnny was in grade three. The teacher was discussing weather science. She asked the class if anyone knew what was on top a weather vane. Only Johnny raised his hand.

She didn't want to ask him because she knew he would think of something "dirty" to say. However, he WAS the only kid with a raised arm. So, she acknowledged him. "Johnny, what is on top of a weather vane?" she asked.

"A cock," Johnny replied.

"Very good," the teacher cringed. "And, Johnny, do you know why there is a cock on top of a weather vane?"

"Yeah, sure," Johnny said. "`cause if it were a cunt, the wind would blow right through it!"