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Talking Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise."

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded,
I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed..3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=MIDNITE.)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew. Got away with that one.

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh *****" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."