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Old 07-09-2023, 05:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Husband : Sweetheart please come here.

Wife : What is it?

Husband : Just come to the bedroom

Wife : Why?

Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once
in your life?

Wife : Okay here i am.

Husband : remove your clothes

Wife : remove my clothes why?

Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me on the bed , don't waste time

Wife :Okay they are off,

Husband :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant? Remove them also

Wife : Please I am not in the mood

Husband : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your everyday not in the mood story!

Wife : okay they are off.

Husband :: okay climb the bed.

Wife : why? Am i your slave?

Husband :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

Wife : Okay so What's next?

Husband : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages.. 😁😁
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